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Few of you might be aware about what PL means. However, for those who cannot guess about this, let me tell you what PL means. PL stands for Preparation Leaves. Preparation leaves are the best days of college, in fact the best nights in the college. Before you start thinking weird, let me clarify you, during these nights every student is thoroughly, methodically, sincerely and actively involved in preparing for exams. Most of the time in a day is spent on thinking and discussing what to read and what not and when pressure gets built in evening, a solid plan is made to complete few courses in the night. After so much tension and planning for night, if you see the outcome, you will definitely believe that PL is the best days of the college life. Of course, as all fingers are not same, PL for each and everyone is not same.
Few of them, from day 1 starts studying intensively; few scheduling their plan – then rescheduling - again rescheduling - and it goes on; few of them starts gathering notes (books); few of them try to figure out what are the subjects; while remaining few thinks "now I will get some time to sleep, free from submissions, free from lectures". This is the time when "photocopies" is the most used word among collegians. In India, people prefer calling it XEROX.
During PL, sale of photocopy centre, tea/coffee centre, snacks sellers (particularly during night) boots up significantly. Reading for one hour and spending 3 hours on Tea/coffee centre is one of the regular activities. Various activities during PL are very much common like calling friends, discussing importance, explaining/understanding theories on phone and last but not the least getting scolded by parent for talking so long on phone. Driving bikes late night, discussing about the future with friends and talking all absurd things like, how would our children be, what job we will do, how much we will earn, when we will have S#X for first time, who is the hottest girl in the college, when would exams be over, where will spent our holidays after exam, what will do after exams and many more..... Reading for half an hour and sleeping for next two hours (yaar ek gante main mujhe utha dena or yaar tu kab soyega, mujhe utha dena yaar), scheduling plans and ending up with regret of not completing it.
PL is the time when lots of promises (to self) are made. PL is the time when relations are built or broken. PL is the time when students are at their highest level of their creativity and sincerity. All sorts of regrets, thoughts and promises come or develop only in PL. Below are some example of such thoughts and promises and how it changes as the exam date approaches.
"Oye kuch accha plan kar is baar, marks aache lane padenge”
“Oye meri notes Xerox karva lena, aur ha papers bhi. Last 5 years ke”
“Yaar bohot bhuk lagi hai, chal na kuch khane ko order karte hai”. (To this another replies) “Abbe nahi yaar aabhi to hum ne kuch padhna suru hi nahi kiya. Padh lo yaar” (After 10 mins of sincere reading, the later guy) “Chod yaar, sach main bohot bhuk lagi hai chal pizza khate hai”
"Chal sir ko puchte hai, jitna aapne padhaya hai utna hi padhna hai na"
“Abbe kitna padega, saala padhke kiska bhala hua hai”
"Yaar, yeh saala technology zabardast hai, kya invention hai. Chal na apne bhi aisa kuch sochte hai."
“Aaj to bohot padh liya yaar, chal chai vai pee ke aate hai”
“Maine suna sir ne class B valo ko kuch imp diya tha”
"Abbe yeh to sir ne kabhi padhaya hi nahi, saale ne kitne lectures liye. Thoda imp deta to. (The crowd replies) Sach main, Kam$%a hai yaar vo”
“Oye meri notes Xerox karva lena, aur ha papers bhi. Last 5 years ke”
“Yaar bohot bhuk lagi hai, chal na kuch khane ko order karte hai”. (To this another replies) “Abbe nahi yaar aabhi to hum ne kuch padhna suru hi nahi kiya. Padh lo yaar” (After 10 mins of sincere reading, the later guy) “Chod yaar, sach main bohot bhuk lagi hai chal pizza khate hai”
"Chal sir ko puchte hai, jitna aapne padhaya hai utna hi padhna hai na"
“Abbe kitna padega, saala padhke kiska bhala hua hai”
"Yaar, yeh saala technology zabardast hai, kya invention hai. Chal na apne bhi aisa kuch sochte hai."
“Aaj to bohot padh liya yaar, chal chai vai pee ke aate hai”
“Maine suna sir ne class B valo ko kuch imp diya tha”
"Abbe yeh to sir ne kabhi padhaya hi nahi, saale ne kitne lectures liye. Thoda imp deta to. (The crowd replies) Sach main, Kam$%a hai yaar vo”
“Tu to aise bol raha hai jaise uske saare classes attain kiye hai."
“Oh GOD, this is so tough, if we would have read this from first, yeh situation nahi hoti."
"Darling don't worry, tomorrow i will explain you about this theory in simple language, to ho jayega, aabhi chalo give somthing sweet mmmuuaaahhh........."
"Sweetheart, don't worry, itna tension mat lo, main samja dunga yeh to bohot easy hai"
"Saale kamine, mujhe kehta hai ke main yeh padha nahi hai... aur use kehta hai kitna easy hai main samja dunga $$$^%&34#52$##^&^&%^&"
"Yaar sir ko call karna, koi doubt raise kar ke puch na agar koi importance de de to, mujhe to aapni vaat lagti deekh rahi hai."
"Saala khud itna padhe ja raha hai aur mujhe kehta hai, abhi to kuch nahi padha, saala dost ko dhokha de raha hai."
"Koi nahi, agli baar usse zyaada marks nahi laye to, to, to....."
"Yaar, tera itna sab ho gaya!!!!, meri to fati padi hai"
“Yaar last 5 years ke kisi bhi papers main aisa kuch pucha nahi hai, yeh chod dete hai”
“Pata hai, last year tak vo sir sab ko imp de dete the, saala aapne waqt hi sab change hona tha”
"Yaar, yeh dimaag main nahi jaa raha hai, thoda samja de aapni language main, jo samaj main aayega aapni language main likh dunga."
“Pakka hai na ke sab log yeh nahi padh rahe hai, varna pata chala yehi question aaya aur sirf aapni vaat lagi hai”
“Yaar kya boring life hai aapni, saala pura din padho to bhi khattam hi nahi hota”
"Yaar, yeh exams kyun hoti hai"
“Dear God, please is baar help kar le, next semester I promise pehle se padhai karunga”
"Oye Raaba, baacha le"
"Yaar sir ko call karna, koi doubt raise kar ke puch na agar koi importance de de to, mujhe to aapni vaat lagti deekh rahi hai."
"Saala khud itna padhe ja raha hai aur mujhe kehta hai, abhi to kuch nahi padha, saala dost ko dhokha de raha hai."
"Koi nahi, agli baar usse zyaada marks nahi laye to, to, to....."
"Yaar, tera itna sab ho gaya!!!!, meri to fati padi hai"
“Yaar last 5 years ke kisi bhi papers main aisa kuch pucha nahi hai, yeh chod dete hai”
“Pata hai, last year tak vo sir sab ko imp de dete the, saala aapne waqt hi sab change hona tha”
"Yaar, yeh dimaag main nahi jaa raha hai, thoda samja de aapni language main, jo samaj main aayega aapni language main likh dunga."
“Pakka hai na ke sab log yeh nahi padh rahe hai, varna pata chala yehi question aaya aur sirf aapni vaat lagi hai”
“Yaar kya boring life hai aapni, saala pura din padho to bhi khattam hi nahi hota”
"Yaar, yeh exams kyun hoti hai"
“Dear God, please is baar help kar le, next semester I promise pehle se padhai karunga”
"Oye Raaba, baacha le"
During PLs, 70% of students are in similar situations, full of such thoughts and promises. In spite of all these, if you see the outcome, 90% of people clear the exams, which is indeed an achievement. Salute to these days...
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